not my strongest but its been a long time... need to shake off the rust... I call it Neddy clause is coming to town.

You better watch out
You better be ready
You better not pout I'm tellin' you why
neddy Claus is coming to town

He's making a list and checkin' it twice
Gonna find out who's available and nice
neddy Claus is coming to town

He sees you when your playing
He knows when you're benched
He knows if you've played bad or good
So play good for goodness sake
O you better watch out
You better be ready
You better not pout I'm tellin' you why
Neddy Claus is coming to town

With little open money
And a tiny brain
manny being manny and juan pierre slapping
Neddy Claus is coming to town

With curly head martin to trade and sign
ethier, loney, and matt kemp to
Neddy Claus is coming to town

The fans and teams and owner land
Will have a jubilee
There gonna fill the roster with all the older guys who are cheap

So you better watch out
You better be ready
You better not pout I'm tellin' you why
neddy Claus is coming
Neddy Claus is coming to town

I'm going alright.....plain looney at times....Just to keep Eric in shape here is my butchered attempt at.....
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I am not going to post this yet ....but someday maybe......
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Louis Armstrong ~What a Wonderful World
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnRqYMTpXHc
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What a Wonderful Sight
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I see messagebear and trublu too
Both with megaphones screaming F you
What a wonderful sight
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I see day's of promise, futures so bright
Enchanted's brownbag, no longer his plight
And I think to myself, what a wonderful sight
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The colors of fireworks, high in the sky
The smiling faces, all waving goodbye
I see Dodger baseball, done the Dodger way
As that is how, our boy's should play
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I hear deafening cheers, ringing out in the air
As we will get new owners, ones who truly care
And I think to myself, what a wonderful sight
Yes I think to myself..... what a wonderful sight
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Jhall gave me the idea in his comment the other day so jhall this goes out to you....
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Paul Simon You Can Call Me Al

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULjCSK0oOlI

(You can call jhall)

A fan looks over the free agent sheets
And say's why am I writing this riddle now
Why am I writing this riddle now
The rest of our life is so hard
Franks needing a photo opportunity
I want a shot of something strong
Don't want to give up a Kershaw
He's the foundation to the future
Superstar, Superstar

PVL'S can't bring the heat
Gone away are their day's in the limelight
Can't Ned hear Nelly, hear Nelly
As she say's out load
We don't find this stuff amusing anymore
Make ITD your sounding board
It can be your long lost pal
We can call you Neddy,
And Neddy when you need us
You can call jhall
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Fan's put down money for seats
They say why is Frank short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And Wow these prices are so wrong

Where's his father and his son
Why couldn't I bring them here
Who'll be the role model
Now that the role model is
Gone, Gone
He's forced to sit in Mannywood
As Frank say's $99 heck that's a pretty good deal
All so wrong, all so wrong
There were incident's and accidents
There were hints and allegations
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ITD should be your sounding board
We can be your long lost pal
We can call you Neddy
And Neddy when you need to
You can call jhall
Call jhall
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(Instrumental and Whistling)
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The fan scrolls down the sheet
The sheets are full of stat and graphs
All pointing on whom to pass
Maybe it'll be different this time around
Boras doesn't speak for Manny
And Manny doesn't speak at all
He is a quiet man
And ITD is still around
Still around
TruBlu and Messeagebear on the megaphone
Screaming Go to H*ll
We've been busy writing songs
Singing about where you've gone wrong
Frank looks around looks around
He see's his dreams in distress
Da*n Jamie and her protocol
Ned worries what should we do
What should we do
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ITD should be your sounding board
We can be your long lost pal
We can call you Neddy
And Neddy when you need to
You can call jhall
Call jhall
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Na, na, na, na , na
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, nana
Na, na, na, na
Na, nana, na na
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na...
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Instrumental

I had heard this original song on the way to Bakersfield a few weeks ago, and I had immediately thought of our present circumstances with our infamous owners. This song could have easily been unchanged and the lyrics still would have spoke volumes of how Jamie could do some serious damage to the Dodger Organization depending on how this divorce unfolds in the months to come. Let's hope they keep the Dodger Organization as far away from this divorce as they possibly can, but being Dodger fans, it's never an easy job, is it?

Original Song - Witchy Woman by the Eagles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrAKiRZ9niM

Jamie's hair and Jamie's lips
Paid for by the DodgerShip
P-oed voices on our site
Have a restless spirit with an endless plight
Wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
Jamie flies
Woo hoo witchy woman she's got
A new man in her eye

She had him spellbound in the night
Dancing shadows and firelight
Crazy laughter in Malibu
As she drove Frank to madness
And into sudden doom
Woo hoo witchy woman see how high Jamie flies
Woo hoo witchy woman she got a new man in her eye

******Musical Interlude******

Well we know she has a lover,
Let me tell your brother, she's been sleeping
In the driver's bed.
And there's some rumors going round
Someone's going down
She will rock him in the limelight
til his skin turns red
Woo hoo witchy woman
See how Jamie flies
Woo hoo witchy woman
She got a new man in her eye

The Boss ~ My Hometown
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIqYn_1IdZU&NR=1
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Frank Take A Look Around
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Thanks, Thanks a lot
1 2, 1 2 3 4
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I was eight years old, watching the boys, pretending that I was Vin
I'd call out the line-up, and welcome the crowd as Sutton came trotting in
Yes that was me, back in 73, couldn't't wait for the games to begin
They were Alston's squad, and O'Malley's team, and the scene was Chavez Ravine
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These are hallowed grounds
This is our hometown
Frank take a look around
The bum is not a clown
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Turn to 81, and although Alston was gone, Tommy took his turn in the sun
It was a heck of squad, Fernando on the mound
There was nothing gonna stand in their way
Not the two games down, as we swept the next three, on these hallowed grounds
As we took game 7, back in the Bronx
The bums were all jumping up and down
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These are hallowed grounds
This is our hometown
Frank take a look around
The bum is not a clown
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It's 2010, and as we wait out the winter
the quest is on again
And this off season glory, it ain't the story, that we all want to hear
So take a word of advice and do whats right with this is a talented group of guys
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These are hallowed grounds
This is our hometown
Frank take a look around
The bum is not a clown
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At the end of the year, it would be nice to hear
Vin have the last cry
As we look to the sky and not have to ask why
We came so near
It will be 61 years for the man, that help put us all in the stands
Cause these are our hallowed grounds
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Proud Of My Blue Records
Win One for Vin CD
Restore The Order Tour

Typed this up after reading TJ's new article. Reading the spin from both sides made me identify with the feeling of one of the scenes from our anointed favorite Mel Brooks film. (Scene: A railroad handcart, above a patch of quicksand. "Bart?" "What?" "Am I wrong, or is the world rising?" "I don't know, but whatever it is, I hate it.")

Without further adieu, here's "He Said, She Said" (Based on "She Said, She Said" by The Beatles)

She said, "I know what it is that you said
I know I'm the face and I'm mad
'Cause you're making me feel like a socialite scorned"

He said, "who put that idea in your head?
I'm the only owner we've had
And you're making me feel like a socialite scorned"

He said, "You don't understand what I said"
She said, "No, no, no, you're wrong.
When I was employed, eveything was right
Everything was right."

She said, "Even though I know what I know
I know I am ready to leave
'Cause you're making me feel like a socialite scorned"

He said, "You don't understand what I said"
She said, "No, no, no, you're wrong.
When I was employed, eveything was right
Everything was right."

I said, "This is getting way out of hand
Like watching the Maury Povich show
And this tabloid trash makes me sick to the core"

I said, "Quit dragging the name in the sand
Pack your bags, to Boston you go
'Cause this tabloid trash makes me sick to the core"

SIGNS, SIGNS
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0tu_4Y_b_w&feature=fvw
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And the sign says, (THIS IS OUR TOWN) pay attention, I'll tell you why
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Cause it was built by a man , we learned to love and trust
The O'Malley's left us but not in disgust, Hey Frank! I'm talking to you
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His visions included L.A. bleeding blue, so much so the Giants came too
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Chorus
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Saying Frank's about to lose his mind
So give it up now, before you do, Jamie this your sign too
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Well the sign say's in the( Heart of Dodgertown,) that means thru and thru
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Just because you make it come out of your mouth,
Doesn't mean were gonna embrace you
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You promise us dreams and then raise the price
We won't give up not without a fight, hey Frank ( Whatever It Takes )
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Chorus ( sing it with me everyone )
Oh say now mister, can't you see
Weve come to this place, since the early 60's
You'll never be able to change the fact, that the O'Malley family had our backs
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And the sign say's (it's time for Dodgerbaseball ) tune in and listen to Vin
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Solo
And 6 signs say ( World Series Champs ), I know you don't want to talk about that
All of them came in years we had an Ace, and
None of them were followed by this utter disgrace
So I'm writing this song to tell you how I feel
I think it's time your tires start to peel
Right on up out of here!!!!
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Chorus 2x
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It's the same old song and dance we get from you,
Go ahead just admit it ( You'll never bleed blue! )
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Run Them Out of Town Records
Better days ahead CD

The Blue Monster Mash
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcM3nCsglA
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As the boy's were working hard, on a run at the ring
Ned was busy spinning trades ,to look
Different than they seemed
When his master in malibu, were sure to get a rise
The faithful in L.A. could'nt believe their eyes
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Frank did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
The blue monster mash, unwilling to cough up the cash
He did the mash, as he was spiraling downward fast
He did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
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From his clocktower he lurked, high up in the ravine
The aces were about and GM's were willing to unload
But it required a few prospects and cash down the road
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Frank did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
The blue monster mash, unwilling to cough up the cash
He did the mash, as he was spiraling downward fast
He did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
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The boy's were having fun
And they were on a run
The guest included the Wolfman,
Brox and little Juan
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The scene was rocking, waiting for that sound
Of Ned at the deadline and that Ace he had found
But the coffin bangers would soon arrive,
with their new found scoop
the cryptkeeper jive
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Frank did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
The blue monster mash, unwilling to cough up the cash
He did the mash, as he was spiraling downward fast
He did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
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As the mummy known as Bud's, bell began to ring
And Neds fate seemed sealed, so it would seem
He spun the this story around , with the old Cleveland Philly twist
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Its now the mash, the blue monster mash
The blue monster mash, it's a graveyard smash
Its now the mash, and it caught fire fast
It's called the mash, the blue monster mash
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Now everythings cool, cause Dre's part of the band
The masters in malibu, are dividing up the land
For you who are faithful, your ring will soon come
As those Ghoulies from Boston are sure to come undone
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They'll be a new mash, called the back to beantown mash
The beack to beantown mash, it's a graveyard smash
The beantown mash, as we all sip the flask
Doin the mash the back to beantown mash
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Call it the beantown mash
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE :-)

A little Bobby Darin ditty for y'all
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMCsc4Iqvqc
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Splish Splash
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Splish splash Jamie was taking a bath
Out back in ole Franky's pool
She was a soaking and a stroking
Singing and a flinging
All about how Franky was a fool
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When fresh off his run
Franky came through the door
As he looked out the back
He seen his little ho'r
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Well like Blackbeard on his ship
Franky was cracking that whip
Yellin low and behold
I feel a mutiny comin on
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There was a hootin
And a holler in
Loot in and a rob in
His shipmates they were skey nks
Franky was about to walk the plank
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Instramental
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Aawk, aawk Neddie saw the whole thing
As Franky was trying to Mannion his ship
It was land ahoy
better make it quick
Gotta give the blue raiders the slip
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As they untied the dingy
There was a pop n fresh sound
And the skies were getting Fuller
Cause Jamie found herself a hurler
Splish splash cannonballs all around
As they were sailing for higher ground, yeah
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The seas were rockin and a rollin
As they were rowin and a rowin
Rockin and a rollin
Rowin and a rowin, oh yeah
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Jamie was a splishing and a splashing
Ho' in and a trollin, oh yeah
Franky was a steamin and a screamin
Jamie was a splishin and a splashin
Franky was a steamin and a screamin,
Splishin and a splashin

Splish splash, oh yeah
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Splishin and a splashing
Cause there's a yellin, they'll be a sellin
Whoo
And they'll be movin and a losin
Yeah
Cause she was splishin and a splashin