MR. SANDSMAN

I’m an equal opportunity maligner. The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman:

MR. SANDSMAN
.
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Mr. Sandsman, you ain’t no dream (bum bum bum bum)
Go back to ‘Querque where you can’t be seen (bum bum bum bum)
Been here a month and nothing’s gone over (bum bum bum bum)
Your average smells a lot, but that’s not clover
.
Sandsman’s slugging is low (bum bum bum bum)
Don’t look too ready to be in the show (bum bum bum bum)
Makes me long for ol’ Sid Bream
Mr. Sandsman, you ain’t no dream
.
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Mr. Sandsman’s on the wrong team
Its banjo hitting that makes me scream
His outfield play’s like that of a rover
And then he never moves the runners over
.
Sandsman, let’s make it so
Time to go back to New Mexico
Can’t get wood between the seams
Mr. Sandsman, you ain’t no dream
.
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Mr. Sandsman (Yooooo) you ain’t no dream
And for this song, I know I’ll get reamed
Ashley and Brock is what you remind me
Forgive me if my words aren’t very kindly
.
Mr. Sandsman, I’m just not sold (I’m just not sold)
You’re more like lead and nothing like gold
For me you’re star no longer gleams
Mr. Sandsman you ain’t, no, no no
Mr Sandsman you ain’t no dream
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
.
©NedCo Broken Records 2011. We make all the bad decisions so you won’t have to™.

By enchantedTheBeav on May 15, 2011 9:54 pm – Reply

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