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This one kinda wrote itself - Joan Jett, I Love Rock and Roll:
I LOVE PVLs . Saw him standin' there he's a pitchin' machine. Knew he musta been at least forty-three. He stands so big and tall, Think I give him a call-ooh-all-ooh-all-ooh-all. An' I could tell it wouldn't be long Til he was a D, yeah a D singin' . I love PVLs So put another vet on the DL baby I love PVLs So please make up your mind to sign with me. YEOW... . Was old so I got up an' asked for his name "What's the difference Ned cuz were all the same?" Said Brocail I'll take you home where you won't feel alo-ooh-o-ooh-o-ooh-own An' next we're movin on an' he was a D, yeah a D singin' . I'm a PVL So put me on the DL with the vet'rans baby I'm a PVL So thank you Uncle Ned for signing me. YEOW... . [guitar interlude] . Said here's Green Girdle land, where you can dis the fans... An' I'll be movin' on They'll all flock to me, yeah me An' I'll be movin' on an' lookin' out for old vets Yeah old vets, singin' . I love PVLs So put another vet on the DL baby I love PVLs So please make up your mind to sign with... [Repeat chorus 4 more times] So please make up your mind TO SIGN WITH ME.
This one kinda wrote itself - Joan Jett, I Love Rock and Roll:
I LOVE PVLs
.
Saw him standin' there he's a pitchin' machine.
Knew he musta been at least forty-three.
He stands so big and tall,
Think I give him a call-ooh-all-ooh-all-ooh-all.
An' I could tell it wouldn't be long
Til he was a D, yeah a D singin'
.
I love PVLs
So put another vet on the DL baby
I love PVLs
So please make up your mind to sign with me.
YEOW...
.
Was old so I got up an' asked for his name
"What's the difference Ned
cuz were all the same?"
Said Brocail I'll take you home
where you won't feel alo-ooh-o-ooh-o-ooh-own
An' next we're movin on an'
he was a D, yeah a D singin'
.
I'm a PVL
So put me on the DL with the vet'rans baby
I'm a PVL
So thank you Uncle Ned for signing me.
YEOW...
.
[guitar interlude]
.
Said here's Green Girdle land, where you can dis the fans...
An' I'll be movin' on
They'll all flock to me, yeah me
An' I'll be movin' on
an' lookin' out for old vets
Yeah old vets, singin'
.
I love PVLs
So put another vet on the DL baby
I love PVLs
So please make up your mind to sign with...
[Repeat chorus 4 more times]
So please make up your mind TO SIGN WITH ME.
Artist: Ned and The Veterans
CD: Time for a Change
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