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OK, you'll have to be near 50 or older, or listen to a lot of oldies to know this one - a one-hit wonder from 1970 by the Jaggerz - The Rapper.
NED FLANDERS . Hey Fra-ank, I betcha It's washed-up vet'rans he'll geeeet youuuu. He'll find them anywhere - In San Fran, 'Zona, or a secondhand store. He'll say, "Excuse me" "Haven't I seen you play somewhere befooooore?" . Craaaaap-o-crap-o-crap They call him Ned Flanders. Craaaaaap, crap, crap It's old vets he's afters. . So he starts his yappin' Hoping some vet will haaap-en. He'll say we need him As a back-up, or a leader like Phew. He's made up his mind He'll offer Frank's millions for you. . Craaaaap-o-crap-o-crap They call him Ned Flanders Craaaaaap, crap, crap It's old vets he's afters. . Vet's had a regression, So Ned makes a sug-gesssst-ion. Come play at our place For millions, or me, or free. They've got Ned where they want him... Frank you gotta face re-al-i-tee.
Craaaaap-o-crap-o-crap They call him Ned Flanders Craaaaaap, crap, crap It's old vets he's afters.
Craaaaaap, crap, crap It's just old Ned Flanders...
OK, you'll have to be near 50 or older, or listen to a lot of oldies to know this one - a one-hit wonder from 1970 by the Jaggerz - The Rapper.
NED FLANDERS
.
Hey Fra-ank, I betcha
It's washed-up vet'rans he'll geeeet youuuu.
He'll find them anywhere -
In San Fran, 'Zona, or a secondhand store.
He'll say, "Excuse me"
"Haven't I seen you play somewhere befooooore?"
.
Craaaaap-o-crap-o-crap
They call him Ned Flanders.
Craaaaaap, crap, crap
It's old vets he's afters.
.
So he starts his yappin'
Hoping some vet will haaap-en.
He'll say we need him
As a back-up, or a leader like Phew.
He's made up his mind
He'll offer Frank's millions for you.
.
Craaaaap-o-crap-o-crap
They call him Ned Flanders
Craaaaaap, crap, crap
It's old vets he's afters.
.
Vet's had a regression,
So Ned makes a sug-gesssst-ion.
Come play at our place
For millions, or me, or free.
They've got Ned where they want him...
Frank you gotta face re-al-i-tee.
Craaaaap-o-crap-o-crap
They call him Ned Flanders
Craaaaaap, crap, crap
It's old vets he's afters.
Craaaaaap, crap, crap
It's just old Ned Flanders...
Artist: PR"R"US
CD: Nothing's Changed
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