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You're Not A Baseball Mind
To the King's "Suspicious Minds"
We're caught in a trap
We can't get out
Because you're our damned GM, Neddy
Why can't you see
Just get rid of JP
And get out there and resign Manny
You can't go on as GM
Without a baseball mind
And we can't build our team
Without a baseball mind
I dreamt McCourt told you, "GO!"
He won't spend any dough
On crap like Randy Johnson anymore
Here we go again
Right back where we've been
We can't believe these deals are real
We're crying!!
You just can't be our GM
Without a baseball mind
And we can't build our team
Without a baseball mind
Oh let our team survive
Please leave so we can revive
Let's don't let a good team die
When Neddy, you know
I've never liked you
Mmm yeah, yeah
We're caught in a trap
We can't get out
As long as you're our GM, baby
Why can't you see
Just get rid of JP
And we don't believe a word you're sayin'?