The Blue Monster Mash
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcM3nCsglA
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As the boy's were working hard, on a run at the ring
Ned was busy spinning trades ,to look
Different than they seemed
When his master in malibu, were sure to get a rise
The faithful in L.A. could'nt believe their eyes
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Frank did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
The blue monster mash, unwilling to cough up the cash
He did the mash, as he was spiraling downward fast
He did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
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From his clocktower he lurked, high up in the ravine
The aces were about and GM's were willing to unload
But it required a few prospects and cash down the road
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Frank did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
The blue monster mash, unwilling to cough up the cash
He did the mash, as he was spiraling downward fast
He did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
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The boy's were having fun
And they were on a run
The guest included the Wolfman,
Brox and little Juan
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The scene was rocking, waiting for that sound
Of Ned at the deadline and that Ace he had found
But the coffin bangers would soon arrive,
with their new found scoop
the cryptkeeper jive
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Frank did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
The blue monster mash, unwilling to cough up the cash
He did the mash, as he was spiraling downward fast
He did the mash, call it the blue monster mash
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As the mummy known as Bud's, bell began to ring
And Neds fate seemed sealed, so it would seem
He spun the this story around , with the old Cleveland Philly twist
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Its now the mash, the blue monster mash
The blue monster mash, it's a graveyard smash
Its now the mash, and it caught fire fast
It's called the mash, the blue monster mash
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Now everythings cool, cause Dre's part of the band
The masters in malibu, are dividing up the land
For you who are faithful, your ring will soon come
As those Ghoulies from Boston are sure to come undone
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They'll be a new mash, called the back to beantown mash
The beack to beantown mash, it's a graveyard smash
The beantown mash, as we all sip the flask
Doin the mash the back to beantown mash
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Call it the beantown mash
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE :-)

A little Bobby Darin ditty for y'all
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMCsc4Iqvqc
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Splish Splash
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Splish splash Jamie was taking a bath
Out back in ole Franky's pool
She was a soaking and a stroking
Singing and a flinging
All about how Franky was a fool
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When fresh off his run
Franky came through the door
As he looked out the back
He seen his little ho'r
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Well like Blackbeard on his ship
Franky was cracking that whip
Yellin low and behold
I feel a mutiny comin on
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There was a hootin
And a holler in
Loot in and a rob in
His shipmates they were skey nks
Franky was about to walk the plank
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Instramental
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Aawk, aawk Neddie saw the whole thing
As Franky was trying to Mannion his ship
It was land ahoy
better make it quick
Gotta give the blue raiders the slip
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As they untied the dingy
There was a pop n fresh sound
And the skies were getting Fuller
Cause Jamie found herself a hurler
Splish splash cannonballs all around
As they were sailing for higher ground, yeah
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The seas were rockin and a rollin
As they were rowin and a rowin
Rockin and a rollin
Rowin and a rowin, oh yeah
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Jamie was a splishing and a splashing
Ho' in and a trollin, oh yeah
Franky was a steamin and a screamin
Jamie was a splishin and a splashin
Franky was a steamin and a screamin,
Splishin and a splashin

Splish splash, oh yeah
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Splishin and a splashing
Cause there's a yellin, they'll be a sellin
Whoo
And they'll be movin and a losin
Yeah
Cause she was splishin and a splashin

Frankie and Jamie were lovers
Oh lordy, how they could love
Swore to be true to each other
Just as true as the stars above
He was her man, but she done him wrong

Well this story has no moral
And this story has got no end
Well the story just goes to show Dodger fans
That we all took it in the rear end
We were their fans (sorta????), but they done us wrong

Well, you knew something like this was coming didn't you? Aerosmith, Janie's Got A Gun:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv1N6TVCnLs

JAMIE'S GOT A BUN
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Dumb dumb dumb honey what have you done?
Dumb dumb dumb it's the ding of the 'ov.
Dumb dumb dumb time for Pillsbury fun!
Dumb dumb dumb it's the ding, it's the ding!
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Jamie's got a bun.
Jamie's got a bun.
Gonna weigh her a ton.
Crescent and hot-crossed fun.
What did her doughboy do?
Pie fillings? Biscuits too?
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They say when Jamie is digestin'
The gas can give her such a pain.
But Poppin' keeps it comin'
Now that Jamie's got a bun
She ain't never gonna know no sha-a-a-a-ame.
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Jamie's got a bun.
Jamie's got a bun.
Toaster Strudel's™ almost done.
Can't talk now she's gotta run.
Risin' crust oh how it grew.
What did her doughboy do?
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She baked a little bitty pastry,
The girl has got to be insane... yeah, yeah, yeah
They say the spell that she is under,
The Poppin' and the wonder,
Knew that Toaster Scrambles® were to bla-a-a-ame.
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One a day, one a day for the strain
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
One a day, one a day for the strain
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
One a day, one a day, one a da-ayea-ayea-ayea-ayea yeah
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Jamie's got a bun.
Jamie's got a bun.
Turnovers in the 'ov.
Pretty soon we'll be all done.
What did her doughboy do?
Grocery tab's an I.O.U.
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She had a Poppin Fresh meltdown,
A Grands® biscuits risin' craze.
She said it all goes down so easy,
That Fresh is such a tease,
He leaves me in a gorgy da-a-a-aze.
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One a day, one a day for the strain
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
One a day, one a day for the strain
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
One a day, one a day, one a da-ayea-ayea-ayea-ayea
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Jamie's got a bun.
Jamie's got a bun.
Jamie's got a bun.
[to fade]

©NedCo Broken Records 2009. NedCo - We'll fix it later™.

"What the team needs now is studs, pitching studs,
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the team needs now is studs, pitching studs,
No not just for Joe but for all us schmos.

Frank, you don't need another mansion,
There are Lear jets and swimming pools enough to hoard
There are hotels and restaurants enough to splurge,
Enough to last 'til you go to court.

What the team needs now is studs, pitching studs,
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the team needs now is studs, pitching studs,
No not just for Joe but for all us schmos."

Just a quick little ditty before the game. J.Geils - Love Stinks.

FRANK STINKS
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He hates her,
And she hates him,
We hear they're splittin' up,
So which will win?
And so it goes
Like a Phew pop fly
To the team we love
We'll waive bye bye
Jamie'll get the Blues,
The Dreads and the winks.
One things for sure,
.
(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
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Two rows high, not side by side
Has Frank got him a prenup?
She'll tan his hide.
Lawyers will call
He'll take the fall
Then James' will buy
She's gonna roar
She don't care for any overlev'raged thing
All she can say is,
Frank Stinks.
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(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
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She's had her diamonds
She's had her minks
She's going for it all (cuz)
Frank stinks.
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(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah
(Frank stinks.)
Frank stinks, yeah yeah

© 2009 NedCo Broken Marriage Records

I know......................it's been a while since I have written a song. I heard this song actually on a country station, and I knew I had heard it before on another station. Of course, it was a Nickelback song (my daughter was proud). Anyhow, eventhough the original song is about finding love, I think most of us have already found a strong liking (okay - love) for the Dodgers, but we are in search of a World Series Ring for our boys in blue. Here's to hope it comes true this season. And if not, we love our Dodgers anyway. Why?...................because we do :)

Song: Feeling of a Ring Out There
Original Song: Gotta Be Somebody
Artist: Nickelback

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pbnRvAUQiI

This time we wonder what it feels like
To win the Ring on this ride
The one we all dream of
But dreams just aren't enough
So we'll be waiting for the real thing.
We'll know it by the feeling.
The moment when we´re screaming
will play out like a scene straight off the Dodger Dream
So we'll be holdin' our own breath
Right up to the end
Until that moment when
We win the Ring that they'll spend forever with

`Cause Dodgers want to be the last one there.
'Cause Dodgers want to feel theWorld Series air.
Nothing but love and the best from their fans.
There`s a definite hope for a Win like that.

`Cause Dodgers want to do it on their own
And everyone wants them to know they´re not alone.
Dodger fans are all out there everywhere
There`s a definite feeling of a Ring out there

Tonight, out on the field out in the moonlight
And dammit this feels too right
It´s just like Déjà Vu
Fans standin' there in blue
So we'll be holdin`our own breath
Could this be the year?
Is it that moment when
We find the out what our team is really worth?

`Cause Dodgers want to be the last one there.
'Cause Dodgers want to feel theWorld Series air.
Nothing but love and the best from their fans.
There`s a definite hope for a win like that.

`Cause Dodgers want to do it on their own
And everyone wants them to know they´re not alone.
Dodger fans are out there everywhere
There`s a definite feeling of a Ring out there

We can´t give up!
Lookin´ for that diamond in the rough
We never know but when it shows up
Make sure you´re holdin` on

'Cause it could be the one, the one we're waiting for
`Cause Dodgers want to be the last one there.
'Cause Dodgers want to feel theWorld Series air.
Nothing but love and the best from their fans.
There`s a definite hope for a win like that.

Ohhhhhh.

`Cause Dodgers want to do it on their own
And everyone wants them to know they´re not alone.
Dodger fans are out there everywhere
There`s a definite feeling of a Ring out there

`Cause Dodgers want to be the last one there.
'Cause Dodgers want to feel theWorld Series air.
Nothing but love and the best from their fans.
There`s a definite hope for a win like that.

Got to head to work, but I have my family at the game tonight, hopefully they get to see some fireworks :) Regardless of the lineup, I've got a feeling... so I'll let the Beatles say it for me, since they said it best:

I've Got a Feeling by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
From the "Let it Be" album, in stores now

I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside, oh yeah, oh yeah
I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide, oh no, oh no, oh no
Yeah, I've got a feeling

Oh please believe me, I'd hate to miss the train, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah
And if you leave me, I won't be late again, oh no, oh no, oh no
Yeah, I've gt a feeling, yeah, I've got a feeling

All these years I've been wandering around, wondering how come nobody told me
All that I've been looking for was somebody who looked like you

I've got a feeling that keeps me on my toes, oh yeah, oh yeah
I've got a feeling, I think that everybody knows, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
YEAAAAAAHHHH! I've got a feeling, yeah!

Everybody had a hard year, everybody had a good time
Everybody had a wet dream, everybody saw the sun shine
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Everybody had a good year, everybody let their hair down
Everybody pulled their socks up, everybody put their foot down
Oh yeah

Yeah, I've got a feeling

...

Oh, my soul...

Anything to help get SOMETHING going........
With apologies to Ray Stevens

ITD loves the little Dodgers,
All the Dodgers on the team;
Brown or yellow, black or white,
They are precious in our sight;
ITD loves all the Dodgers on the team.

Every game is beautiful in its' own way,
Like a starry autumn night
or a sun-scorching summer day.
Every game is beautiful in its' own way,
Under God's heaven, this team's gonna find a way.

There is none so blind as he who will not see.
We must not close our minds,
we must let our thoughts be free.
For every game that passes by,
you know the season gets a little bit older.
It's time to realize that beauty lies
in the eyes of the beholder.

Every game is beautiful in its' own way,
Like a starry autumn night
or a sun-scorching summer day.
Every game is beautiful in its' own way,
Under God's heaven, this team's gonna find a way.

We shouldn't care about our last at-bat
or our failing OBP.
Don't worry about that four-pitch walk
or that Torre seems asleep.
We're gonna get it all together
and take in a game with some clients.
Just take a little time to look on the good side
at least we're not the Giants.

Every game is beautiful in its' own way,
Like a starry autumn night
or a sun-scorching summer day.
Every game is beautiful in its' own way,
Under God's heaven, this team's gonna find a way.