Hello Gang!! Presented for your approvall is a little ode to what I think of Frank. Sung to: “Jesus Is Just Alright With Me”, by the Doobie Brother.

It’s Called, “Frank Is Not Alright With Me”.

OK, hit it,

Frank is not alright with me, Ned is just a bite, oh yeah,
Jamie’s just a ****, oh yeah, Giveaways just suck, oh yeah,

I don’t care what they giveaway, I don’t care for the trades they do.
I don’t care what they giveaway, I don’t care for the deals Ned makes.

Frank is not alright with me,
Frank is not that bright, oh yeah.

I don’t care what they giveaway.
Cheap a** blankets bound to fray.
Bobble-Heads with heads that sway.
All you can eat, oh yeah.

Selig, He’s Frank’s friend. 
Selig, He’s Frank’s friene.
He took him by the hand, led him to Dodgerland.
Selig’s, not our friend.

Frank is not alright with me, Ned is just not right, oh yeah.
Frank is not alright with me, Ned is just not right, oh yeah.

I don’t care what they giveaway, 
All you can eat just won’t do.
I don’t need a blanket that frays,
Free Nachos and Coke don’t make it OK!!!

Frank is not alright with me,
Ned is just not that bright,
Frank is not alright with me,
Ned is just not that bright, 
repeat and fade

Where has all our offense gone,
Long time passing,
Where has Martins, bat gone,
A long, long time ago,
Where has all the offense gone,
Gone to the DL and Anderson,
When will Ned ever learn,
When will Neeeeed, be gone?!!!

Hi’Ya Nelly!!! Beav, I want to add another verse to your song.

The skank’s libido is forever,
But not so Frank McCourt,
Wedded bliss and family life,
Make way for Limo toys,
One sad day it happened,
Jamie’s papers she did file,
And Frank, that mighty parker,
He raised the price we pay.

Sixteen Reasons Why ITD Gals Love Andre©
Sung to Sixteen Reasons by Connie Francis.

(Sixteen Reasons)
Why ITD Gals (Why ITD gals) love Dre’.
(One) The way you play the field.
(Two) Your big brown eyes.
(Three) The way you make us feel.
(Four) Your home run flys.
They’re all part of sixteen reasons why ITD gals,
(Why ITD gals) Love Dre’.

(Five) The way you wear your hair.
(Six) Your cute little nose.
(Seven) The way you handle the unfair.
(Eight) Your batting pose.
That’s just half of sixteen reasons why ITD gals,
(Why ITD gals) Love Dre’.

(Nine) Doubles in the gaps.
(Ten) Your a future star.
(Eleven) That sweet left handed swing.
(Twelve) You help us win.
(Thirteen) The way you play the game.
(Fourteen) You thrill our hearts.
(Fifteen) You play with grace and heart.
(Sixteen) Your games complete.
Those are sixteen reasons why ITD gals,
(Why ITD gals) Love Dre’.

(Sixteen Reasons)
Why ITD Gals (Why ITD Gals) Love Andre!!!!

JoJo And Phew©
Sung to Precious and Few by Climax.

JoJo and Phew are the couple that we just can’t bear.
Ned signing Phew in a panic when he lost Princess Drew.
And since he can’t throw the ball to home,
Runners score on flairs.
But JoJo loves Phew and sitting Andre just isn’t fair.

Juanpy, its you in my lineup, your ring puts you there.
Leading with you, opposing pitchers we don’t scare.
And if you can’t throw with your arm, JoJo really don’t care.
Cause JoJo and Phew often cause our Nelly despair.

And if the fans boo Phew at home, Joe says it isn’t fair.
Cause JoJo loves Phew, and he plays while the team is going nowhere.

JoJo and Phew are the couple that we just can’t bear.
Ned signing Phew, in a panic when he lost Princess Drew.
And since he can’t throw the ball to home.
Runners score on flairs.
But JoJo loves Phew, and sitting Andre just isn’t fair.

Thought this one might be appropriate for a replay!!

THE FIASCO SONG©
Sung to The Rodeo Song by Garry Lee.

Well the Cow really sucks.
And Joe don’t give a f***.
Gonna sit the young bucks.
And its another Joe fiasco.
Well, its Phew in left.
Cow in center ain’t right.
C’mon you f***ing dummy.
Play the best guys tonight.
Bench the Cow you lame brain goof.
Y’know, you p*ss us off.
You f***ing jerk.
Get on our nerves.
Well here comes JoJo with the roster in his hand.
He’s a no-ball man.
And he’ll play the vets that blow.
It’s Phew in left.
Andre sitting ain’t right.
C’mon you f***ing dummy.
Have some balls tonight.
Bench the Cow you lame brain goof.
Y’know you p*ss us off.
You f***ing jerk.
Get on our nerves.
(Instrumental)
Well here comes Joe with the roster in his hand.
He’s a no-ball man.
Keeps playing vets that blow.
Phew leads in left.
Cow in centers a bite.
C’mon you f***ing dummy.
Have some balls tonight.
Bench the Cow you lame brain goof.
Y’know, you p*ss us off!!!!!

LEFTFIELD©
Sung to Centerfield by John Fogerty.

Well, beat a dead horse and bench the cow,
Andre will play today.
ITD chicks swoon, there’s Andre on the field.
A roundin’ third and headed for home,
It’s a brown eyed handsome man.
Anyone can understand the way our Nelly feels.

Oh, play Andre Joe, He’s ready to play, everyday.
Put Andre in Joe, He’s ready to play, everyday.
Look at Dre’, He can be left field.

Well, he spent his time, in the Phew line.
Watchin’ it from the bench.
You know he should have played as he watched the Cow strike out.
So play Dre’ Torre, sit Andruw Jones and Slappy Juan Phewerre.
Don’t say he don’t hit lefties, you know it just ain’t true.

Oh, play Andre Joe, He’s ready to play, everyday.
Put Andre in Joe, He’s ready to play, everyday.
Look at Dre’, He can be left field.

Yeah, Dre’s got it, he’s got it!!

Got some beat up vets, a strike out Cow, and a weak armed Slappy Phew.
You know I think its time to give the kids a try.
Dre hits the ball and touches’em all,
Then JoJo sits his buns.
(Pop) It’s gone and you should kiss Cow’an Phew goodbye.

Oh, play Andre Joe, He’s ready to play, everyday.
Put Andre in Joe, He’s ready to play, everyday.
Look at Dre’, He can be left field.

One for E!! Our sensitive blogger!!!

JoJo And Phew©
Sung to Precious and Few by Climax.

JoJo and Phew are the couple that we just can’t bear.
Ned signing Phew in a panic when he lost Princess Drew.
And since he can’t throw the ball to home,
Runners score on flairs.
But JoJo loves Phew and sitting Andre just isn’t fair.

Juanpy, its you in my lineup, your ring puts you there.
Leading with you, opposing pitchers we don’t scare.
And if you can’t throw with your arm, JoJo really don’t care.
Cause JoJo and Phew often cause our Nelly despair.

And if the fans boo Phew at home, Joe says it isn’t fair.
Cause JoJo loves Phew, and he plays while the team is going nowhere.

JoJo and Phew are the couple that we just can’t bear.
Ned signing Phew, in a panic when he lost Princess Drew.
And since he can’t throw the ball to home.
Runners score on flairs.
But JoJo loves Phew, and sitting Andre just isn’t fair.

You Can’t Win With Kids©
Sung to You Can’t Hurry Love by the Supremes.

I need vets, vets to ease my mind.
I need to sign, sign some bum past their prime.
And Neddy says
You can’t win with kids.
No, they just have to sit.
He said, vets are more seasoned.
They’ll lead our kids and get more hits.

You can’t win with kids.
No, you must play the fakes.
You’ve got to trust the vets in decline.
No matter how long it takes.

But how many losses.
Must we stand, before we play the kids.
That let us win someday.
They are the only thing.
That keeps us hanging on.
When I feel the team, yeah,
Is going young.
I remember Furter said.

You can’t win with kids.
No, they just have to sit.
He says the vets will see us thru.
From the kids at bats they’ll take.
How long must they wait.
How much can the vets skate.
Before ineptitude, will cause the team to tank.

No, I can’t bear to watch Fat Andruw Jones.
I grow impatient for Frank, to send Colletti home.
And when I see Phew,
I can’t go on.
Ned’s ignorant words, I keep gaggin’ on.
I remember Neddy said.

You can’t win with kids.
No, they just have to sit.
The vets are our leaders.
From the kids at bats they’ll take.
You can’t win with kids.
No, they just have to wait.

He said trust the vets in decline.
No matter how the young guys rake.

No wins, wins don’t come easy.
So we keep on failing.
Anticipating, for that old vet
To come thru some night.
For a stronger arm.
And Andre every night.
We keep waiting.
We keep on waiting.
But it ain’t easy.
Cause Neddy says.

You can’t win with kids.
No, they just have to sit.
He said the vets are more seasoned.
They’ll bridge the gap for heavens sake.

You can’t win with kids.
No, they just have to wait.

One for Nelly and all the great gals on ITD.

Andre 16©
Sung to Christine Sixteen by Kiss.

He’s got Nelly dizzy, she’s behind him to the end.
He’s got the gals at ITD and they’re p*ssed when he’s not playin’.

Andre, 16, Andre, 16.

It drives Nell’ crazy, when he ain’t playin’ everyday.
Joe will play Phew every day and night,
There’s no doubt about it.

Andre….16, Andre….16

Ned and JoJo got no faith in kids his age.
But when we see Phew.
Coming out to left each day, each day,
we know, we know, got to have,
Dre’, ITD gals love you.

He’s been around 3 years, still young and lean.
Joe still sits him, can’t live without Phew, whoo-no.

Andre….16, Andre….16.
Andre, Andre, 16, 16.
Andre, everyday.
So lean, Andre, 16, 16
Andre, so cute.
Andre, yeah, Andre, yeah, yeah