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Sitting here in Limbo

Sitting here in Limbo
Waiting for the tide turn.
Yeah, now, sitting here in Limbo,
So many things I’ve got to learn.
Meanwhile, they’re putting up a resistance,
But I know that my faith will lead me on.

Sitting here in Limbo
Waiting for the dice on Manny to roll.
Yeah, now, sitting here in Limbo,
Still got some time to search my soul.
Meanwhile, they’re putting up a resistance,
But I know that my faith will lead me on.

I don’t know where life will take me,
But I know where I have been.
I don’t know what life will show me,
But I know what I have seen.
Tried my hand at love and friendship,
That is past and gone.
And now it’s time to move along.

Sitting here in Limbo
Like a bird ain’t got a song.
Yeah, I’m sitting here in Limbo
And I know it won’t be long
‘Til I make my getaway, now.
Meanwhile, they’re putting up a resistance,
But I know that my faith will lead me on.

I don’t know where life will take me,
But I know where I have been.
I don’t know what life will show me,
But I know what I have seen.
Tried my hand at love and friendship,
That is past and gone.
And now it’s time to move along.

Gonna lead me on now.
Meanwhile, they’re putting up resistance,
But I know that my faith will lead me on.
Sitting in Limbo, Limbo, Limbo.
Sitting in Limbo, Limbo, Limbo.
Sitting in Limbo, Limbo, Limbo.
Meanwhile, they’re putting up a resistance,
But I know that my faith will lead me on.

Ballad of a Thin Man

Ballad of a Thin Man-Dylan. by jungar (lol)

You walk into the box
With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody throw offspeed
And you say, “Who is that man?”
You try so hard
But you don’t understand
Just how you will hit the ball
When you’re up there at home

Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You raise up your head
And you ask the ump, “Was this where it is?”
And somebody points to you and says
“you can’t hit”
And you say, “No ****?”
And somebody else says, “Why can’t you hit?”
And you say, “Oh my God
Am I here all alone?”

Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You hand in your bat
And you go watch the film with Mattingly
Who immediately walks up to you
When he watches you reach
And says, “How does it feel
To be such a freak?”
And you say, “Impossible”
As he hands you a bone

Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You have many strike outs
while looking like a lumberjack
To get you facts
When someone attacks your good hitting reputation
But nobody has any respect
Anyway they already expect you
To just give a called check swings
To 3rd strike sliders called by every other organization

You’ve been with the professors
And they’ve all liked how your defense looks
With great players you have
Discussed Mays and cDiMaggio
You’ve been through all of
Bobby Cox’s books
You’re not very well read
It’s well known

Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

Well, the called third strike caller, he comes up to you
And then he kneels
He extends his right arm away from himself
And then he clicks his black heels
And without further notice punches you out and
He asks you how it feels
And he says, “Here is your jock strap back
Thanks for the loan”

Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

Now you see like a one-eyed midget
Shouting the words “END THE SEASON NOW”
And you say, “I’m batting 5th for what reason?”
And Torre says, “You know How?”
And you say, “What does this mean?”
And he screams back, “You’re a big fat cow
Give me some milk you sad excuse for a hitter, start hitting Or else go home”

Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

Well, you walk into the club house room
Like a camel and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
And your nose on the ground
There ought to be a law
Against you comin’ around
You should be made
To wear a girdle and high heels out on the road

Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

So today I’m gonna write out a lineup like it’s 1999

I was stoic and even keeled when I wrote this
Forgive me if the lineup goes astray

But when I woke up this mornin’
Coulda sworn it was Nomar’s day

The sky was dodger blue
There were Bison runnin’ everywhere

Tryin’ 2 run from the destruction that Ned has built
U know I didn’t even care

‘Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
So today I’m gonna write out a lineup like it’s 1999

I was sleeping on the top rail of the dugout when I wrote this
So sue me the kids are last

But the line-up is just a party
And line-ups weren’t meant 2 last

PVL’s are all around us
My mind says prepare 2 loose

So if I gotta die
I’m gonna watch Jones strike out 5 times tonight

Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
So tonight I’m gonna build a team full of players that were good in 1999
Yeah………..

Watching the wheels

People say I’m Crazy doing what I’m doing

Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin

When I say that I’m o.k. they look at me kind of strange

Surely you’re not happy were no longer winning games

People say I’m lazy dreaming for middle infielders all day

Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me

When I tell them that I’m doing fine watching the team fall, fall and fall..

Don’t you miss the big time boy were no longer hitting the ball?

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels round and round
I really love to watch them roll

No longer riding on the merry-go-round

I just had to let it go….

Pierre gets mad

Pierre gets mad
And he starts to cry
Takes a swing but he can’t hit!
he don’t mean no harm
he just don’t know…
What else to do about it

Joe says

Kid is going crazy or I’d finish..Jane says by Janes Addiction

Joe says
I’m done with Andruw Jones
He hits just like a ragdoll
Jason hides
Behind The television..
Says “Pierre won’t do nothing,
But if he pops out again
Tell him to wait right here for me he can go 1 for 5
tomorrow”

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