Hey all,

Been a while since I’ve been on here, but my blood has been boiling right along with you. Since it’s been a while, I figure I’d mark my return with (an attempt at) a song.

Neddy (Sung to The Temptations “My Girl”)

I’ve got Neddy,
On a crappy day.
When it’s trading time,
I’ve got my boy Neddy.

Well, I guess you’ll say
Who can make me feel crappy?
Neddy. (Neddy, Neddy)
Talkin’ ’bout Neddy. (Neddy)

I’ve got so much money
My name is Frankie.
I’ve got a divorce goin on
It’ll be the end of me.

Well, I guess you’ll say
Who can make me feel crappy?
Neddy. (Neddy, Neddy)
Talkin’ ’bout Neddy. (Neddy)

Ooooh, Hoooo.

Ned, Ned, Ned.
Ned, Ned, Ned.

Ned don’t need no money,
To dumpster dive.
Frank got all the riches, baby,
Make his wallet thrive.

Well, I guess you’ll say
Who can make me feel crappy?
Neddy. (Neddy, Neddy)
Talkin’ ’bout Neddy. (Neddy)

Talkin’ bout Neddy.
I’ve got Neddy on a crappy day
With Neddy.
I’ve even got my boy Frankie, with Neddy…

This is my first crack at a song. Sung to “The Brady Bunch”
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Here’s a story, of a man named Neddy,
Who insisted on some very old veterans,
They had gray hair, just like his mustache,
They couldn’t hit at all.
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Here’s a story, of a man named JoJo,
Who had some favorite old guys of his own,
They were old guys, living all together,
In Dodger Stadium.
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Til the one day when ol’ Neddy met with JoJo,
And they knew that it was a very old bunch,
That this group, would all go on the DL,
That’s the way they all became the DL Bunch.
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The DL Bunch! The DL Bunch!
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That’s the way they became the DL Bunch!