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No time left for Phew
How about “No Time” from the Guess Who?
No time left for Phew
On our way to better things
No time left for Phew
We want to win some rings
No time left for Phew
Distant roads are calling you
No time left for Phew
No time for a slappy friend
No time for the throws you send
Players change so please don’t cry
You need not wonder why
You need not wonder why
There’s no time left for Phew
No time left for Phew.
No time left for Phew
On our way to better things
No time left for Phew
We want to win some rings
No time left for Phew
Distant roads are calling you
No time left for Phew
No time for a stolen base
No time for your slappy ways
No time for grounding out
No time for you to pout
No time for you to pout
There’s no time left for Phew
No time left for Phew.
No time for a slappy friend
No time for the throws you send
Players change so please don’t cry
You need not wonder why
You need not wonder why
There’s no time left for Phew
No time left for Phew.
No Time, No Time, No Time, No Time
No Time, No Time, No Time, No Time
We got, got, got, got no time
We got, got, got, got no time
We got, got, got, got no time
Juan is the crappiest player that you’ll ever see
One – Three Dog Night (adopted by L. Ron)
Juan is the crappiest player that you’ll ever see
None can be as bad as Juan
He’s the crappiest player since time begun
Juan is the saddest signing you’ll ever know
Yes, he’s the saddest signing you’ll ever know
`Cause Juan is the crappiest player that you’ll ever see
Juan is the crappiest player, worse than Hu
He’s just not good enough to play every day
Now I spend my time just making rhymes since he can’t play
Juan is the crappiest, Slappy Juan is the crappiest
Slappy Juan is the crappiest player that you’ll ever see
Juan is the crappiest, Juan is the crappiest
Juan is the crappiest player that you’ll ever see
He’s just not good enough to play every day
(Slappy) Juan is the crappiest
(Slappy) Juan is the crappiest
(Slappy) Juan is the crappiest player that you’ll ever see
(Slappy) Juan is the crappiest
(Slappy) Juan is the crappiest
(Slappy) Juan is the crappiest player that you’ll ever see
Torre, Torre baby
The Four Seasons – Sherry (adopted by L. Ron Hubbard)
Torre, Torre baby
Torre, Torre baby
Torre baby (Torre baby)
Torre can you sit Juan tonight
(Come,come, sit Juan tonight)
Torre baby (Torre baby)
Torre can you sit Juan tonight
(Why don’t you sit Juan) for just one game
(Sit Juan) Where the sun don’t shine
(Sit Juan) We’ll pout the night away
His mama’s going to whine
Torre baby (Torre baby)
Torre can you sit Juan tonight
(Come, come, sit Juan tonight)
You better tell Juan’s Mama (Torre baby)
Tell her everything is alright
(Why don’t you sit Juan) With his crooked hat on
(Sit Juan) Mmm sit him on the pine
(Sit Juan) It will be quick and easy
Joe, you make me lose my mind
repeat to fade Torre, Torre baby
TOP 10 things JP is doing 8 hours before each game
Here’s the TOP 10 things JP is doing 8 hours before each game:
10. Practicing wobble walking.
9. Watching old tapes of Joe Morgan batting to get that arm slap just right.
8. Hitting grounders to first base.
7. Hitting grounders to second base.
6. Hitting pop ups to third.
5. Practice looking at perfect strikes go by.
4. Detail Mr. Colletti’s car.
3. Call momma and complain about playing time.
2. Practice bunting the ball right back to the pitcher’s mound.
1. Trying different crooked hat positions in front of mirror.
dodgereric
A poor attempt at “If I Were A Carpenter” by Johnny Cash
If I were a left fielder
And you were Joe Torre,
Would you play me every day?
Would you still want Manny?
If I asked for a trade
would you still play me?
Because I try real hard,
And show up early.
I’m good at stolen bases,
But I can’t steal first,
If you’ve ever seen me throw,
You’ll say I’m the worst.
If I never get on base,
Would you still play me?
Answer me Joe, “Yes I would,
Then I’ll know you love me.”
If I were ever traded
would you be happy,
would you miss my noodle arm,
and your best friend Slappy?
If I were a left fielder
and you were Joe Torre,
Would you play me every day?
Would you still want Manny?
Would you play me every day?
Would you still want Manny?