If you buy stray dogs, you get fleas. In that light, here’s a little ditty based on a TV show starring a young Clint Eastwood:

Rollin, rollin, rollin
Rollin, rollin, rollin
Rollin, rollin, rollin,
Glendale.
Keep movin, movin, movin
Though they’re PVL losers
Keep them doggies movin,
Glendale.
Don’t try to understand em.
Just sign, seal, and deliver em.
Soon we’ll be left high and dry.

Buy em up, head em up
Head em up, move em on
Buy em up, head em up
Head em up, move em on,
Glendale.
Count em out, ride em in
Ride em in, count em out
Count em out, ride em in,
Glendale.

Speaking of JP…….

Juan Pierre’s at Bat (No Can Do) (Sung to Hall & Oates “I Can’t Go For That”)

Contract negotiations running overtime
When does it stop, where do you dare us to draw the line
Manny’s got the bat, now he wants our soul
But we don’t have to think about it, just say “Go, Go”
We’d pay anything that you’d want us to
We’d pay almost anything you’d want us to

Because Juan Pierre’s at bat, noooo
(No can do)
And we’re too old for that, nooooo
(No can do)
We’re too old for that, noooo
(No can do)
We’re too old for that, can’t go for that, can’t go for that, yeah

We can’t go for being twice as nice
When Juan repeats the same box score lines
Manny’s got the bat, now he wants our soul
Ooh, forget about it, just say “Go-Go”
We’d pay anything that you’d want us to
We’d pay almost anything you’d want us to

(Repeat Chorus)

(Sax solo)

We’d pay anything that you’d want us to
We’d pay almost anything you’d want us to

(Repeat Chorus)

Nedco’s Inferno

Thanks to bpb for the inspiration last thread…..

 (sung to the tune of The Trammps’s “Disco Inferno)

There’s a mass fire, a thousand postings high
People gettin loose, gettin down on the blog–can you hear?
(ITD is burning) people screaming, out of control
It was so entertaining when the boogie started to explode
I heard somebody say

Squirm, Vinny, squirm, its Nedco’s Inferno
Burn, ITD, burn, burn that mother down
Squirm, Vinny, squirm, its Nedco’s Inferno
Burn, ITD, burn, burn that mother down

Dissatisfaction (uhu hu hu) came in a chain reaction
(burnin) we’d finally had enough so we had to self-instruct
The heat was on (burnin) rising to the top
Everybody’s going strong (uhu hu hu)
And that is when our spark got hot
I heard somebody say

(Repeat Chorus)

Above our heads, there’s a crowd, a cheering crowd
That lets us know there’s promise somewhere

(Repeat 2nd Verse)

(Repeat Chorus)

We just can’t stop
When our spark gets hot
Just can’t stop
When our spark gets hot

Burning, burning. burning.,……………….

ITD Bloggers (sung to the tune” Secret Agent Man” by Johnny Rivers)

There are souls who live a life of danger
When they logon, they become a stranger
With every post they make, another chance they take
Odds are they won’t live to see tomorrow

They’re ITD Bloggers, man
They’re ITD Bloggers, man
They’ve given you one name
and taken away your name

Beware of cyberspaces that you find
They sometimes can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or they’ll take your name away
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Repeat Chorus

Swinging on the blogosphere one day
And then laying in a dark alley next day
Oh, no, you let the wrong word slip
While giving Ned and Joe a rip
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Repeat Chorus